Surprise

As I walked into the kitchen

there was a lie I was telling

It is what I like to do inside of my dwelling

there's something else to know about me

it not just about lifting and curling

its about the taste and the beaters whirling

I tell you to look inside

discover who I really am

so don’t think just cause I bake
 
that I’m a woman

so don't call me Bettie Crocker

cause I'm a real man